June 2012
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
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churchofcheesus: my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
May 27th
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thatsmoderatelyraven: sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
May 25th
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May 18th
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That moment when you're playing hide and seek and...
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May 18th
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May 11th
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WatchWatch
oprahsmom: 100% me swaggy
May 11th
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May 9th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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